Birthday List

Happy Birthday. Wishing you a year without: shark bites, movie talkers, multi-level marketing proposals, people who talk about themselves in 3rd person, Carrot Top, your Grandmother getting run over by a reindeer, telemarketers, crumbs in your bed, people correcting your grammar, "Hilarious" email forwards from your Aunt, forgotten passwords, your DVR cutting off the end of your favorite show, awkward political rants on Facebook, wedgies, requests for money from Middle Eastern princes, Sharknadoes, stepping on Legos, & mumbling tour guides because you deserve better.

Inside Message: Blank

Dimensions: 5.5" x 4.25"

Designed by Paper Bandit Press in Provo, Utah.